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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE ON A BAD DATE
10. When you agreed to go out with him he was governor, and now he's just
some guy who works in a car wash.
9. Every few minutes his face falls into his eggs.
8. She asks you to hold her clothes while she mambos with a guy named Pedro.
7. Her Wonderbra's on backwards.
6. Just as everything's starting to go great, you're both asked to
return to your cells.
5. It's costing you $3.00 a minute.
4. You order a double Whopper and he says, "My name ain't Rockefeller,
honey."
3. Waiter taking your order asks, "And what can I get for your sorry-ass
date?"
2. He's drunk, all hands, and keeps bragging about how he whipped Mitt
Romney.
1. He won't stop screaming "Pataki!"
Letterman, Friday, November 11, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994